La Guisa starts shit with a Gomela

We were in that bar on 85 that you go up the staircase 1/3 block to the East of Presea (don't go by the way, those preppy kids don't even dance, just stand around on their cellphones. Christ, even I'm more Colombian than those fake, joyless people... 🤦‍♂️).

Some rich girl who was was coming up from behind me, supposedly trying to make a move on me — keep in mind no words were exchanged, I hadn't even looked at this girl, and I was holding Camila's hand the entire time…

The trashy whore almost knocked this girl to the ground with her shoulder, everyone around us pulled back, and it was just the two of them standing still and staring at each other with pure hatred, daring each other to make the first move.

Needless to say, just like every other time: her furious out of jealousy, as if she had forgotten that she'd already cheated on me THAT VERY SAME DAY, and after spending the night she was planning to do it again the next day… wow, what a spectacular woman, right?

There IS something I will never know though: on her "trip to the bathroom" was she, in fact, testing how many gomelito cocks she could fit in her mouth at once? Only God knows. Oh, I guess also any of the gomelitos that are still with us (i.e. bothered to glove up before sticking it in the bio-weapon).